If I could sum me up in words I totally could, but attempting to sum me up in words is like trying to figure out if the Mona Lisa is actually smiling or not, so I shall just give you a slight introduction into the craziness that is, Frankie Michael Guida.
If you’re a cute hipster boy you can have me for breakfast. If you speak Burberry then we will get along just fine.
Barbie isles at K-mart scare me, there’s just too much pink. The theatre always makes me feel like I’m in Oz.
I find about me sections always sound like an e-Harmony ad.
All I want in life is to wear good shoes.